Just received this interesting mail from Mr. Gurudutt Mundkur. Thought I'd share it with you, with my own contribution of 8 annas(It's what we call a cheap joke).
The Times of India is read by people who think they run the country.
The Economic Times is read by people who think they own the country.
The Hindu is read by people who are not sure who's country it is.
The Indian Express is read by people who shouldn't run the country.
The Statesman is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
The Asian Age is read by people who think someone else should run the country.
The Hindustan Times is read by people who think Delhi is a country.
The Telegraph is read by people who think Bengal is the best country.
The Malayala Manorama is read by people who think Kerala is their country, and God's ... zimble !
Mid-Day is read by people who can't think in this country.
The Pioneer is read by people who think the Brits ran this country better.
The Tribune is read by people who're more bothered about the country-side.
Dainik Bhaskar is read by people in the country-side.
Bombay Samachar is read by people who'd rather be in some other country.
Saamna is read by semi-literates who think, tujhi aiee chi, everyone should fx%k off from country.
Femina is read by the fat wives of the rich in this country.
Stardust is read by people who care a shit who runs the country as long as she has big tits.
DNA is not read, but used to pack footwear by people going out of this country.
After reading this one, I realised that the only person who finds all this material useful is your friendly neighbourhood 'Istriwalla', who uses the contributions of all the aforementioned media houses to fold your clothes after the 'press'. All hail, the power of press.
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