What's the dirtiest look that you have got from people?
Is it the "What have I done to deserve this?" look you get from your mother when you show her your FB status message in response to "how was your day"?
Is it the "Will you please retire that stupid line aready?" look you get from your friends who may have heard you crack your favourite "Good from far, but far from good" joke the 487th time since college?
Or is it the "How do you always manage to piss off a woman and not get hit on your forehead with both her stilettos?" look that you get from a woman who has just met you, and courteously laughs when you ask her something cliched like, " Are you a celebrity? Because everyone seems to be turning around to have a good look at you?"
Now just imagine if these looks could become a full blown conversation between the other members of a group who have been subjected to something very inappropriate. Lets just say you are a single man in a group that has husband 1 and wife 1, husband 2 and wife 2, BF 1 and GF 1 and finally BF 2 and GF 2. And in this august company, you choose to unleash your joke # 30 which goes, "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I sure love to make a bed rock." Here's what is likely to follow in a fraction of a second:
Husband 1 to Husband 2: *Ha! Ha! Ha! Quickly check out how the women react* look
Wife 1 to Wife 2: *I dread to think of the foolish woman who'll marry him* look
GF 1 to GF 2: *No wonder he's still single* look
BF 1 to BF 2: *No wonder he's still to get laid* look
Wife 1 to Husband 1: *This is the last time we invite him home* look
Husband 2 to Wife 2: *Hey! I just met him recently, okay!*look
GF 1 to BF 1: *Please tell me this is not how you behave when I'm not around* look
BF 2 to GF 2: *Chill! He's probably had a drink too many* look
Wife 2 to Wife 1 : *Thank god nobody laughed* look
GF 2 to GF 1: * Lets pretend not to have heard it and change the subject *
Husband 1, Husband 2, BF 1, BF 2 to each other: * Should we laugh now before it gets worse?* look
You to yourself: *shucks, nobody heard me. Let me just tweet this one* look
Is it the "What have I done to deserve this?" look you get from your mother when you show her your FB status message in response to "how was your day"?
Is it the "Will you please retire that stupid line aready?" look you get from your friends who may have heard you crack your favourite "Good from far, but far from good" joke the 487th time since college?
Or is it the "How do you always manage to piss off a woman and not get hit on your forehead with both her stilettos?" look that you get from a woman who has just met you, and courteously laughs when you ask her something cliched like, " Are you a celebrity? Because everyone seems to be turning around to have a good look at you?"
Now just imagine if these looks could become a full blown conversation between the other members of a group who have been subjected to something very inappropriate. Lets just say you are a single man in a group that has husband 1 and wife 1, husband 2 and wife 2, BF 1 and GF 1 and finally BF 2 and GF 2. And in this august company, you choose to unleash your joke # 30 which goes, "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I sure love to make a bed rock." Here's what is likely to follow in a fraction of a second:
Husband 1 to Husband 2: *Ha! Ha! Ha! Quickly check out how the women react* look
Wife 1 to Wife 2: *I dread to think of the foolish woman who'll marry him* look
GF 1 to GF 2: *No wonder he's still single* look
BF 1 to BF 2: *No wonder he's still to get laid* look
Wife 1 to Husband 1: *This is the last time we invite him home* look
Husband 2 to Wife 2: *Hey! I just met him recently, okay!*look
GF 1 to BF 1: *Please tell me this is not how you behave when I'm not around* look
BF 2 to GF 2: *Chill! He's probably had a drink too many* look
Wife 2 to Wife 1 : *Thank god nobody laughed* look
GF 2 to GF 1: * Lets pretend not to have heard it and change the subject *
Husband 1, Husband 2, BF 1, BF 2 to each other: * Should we laugh now before it gets worse?* look
You to yourself: *shucks, nobody heard me. Let me just tweet this one* look
5 comments:
me to you: *this post is bloody awesome.* look
Ha! A comment on the blog!!! This is perhaps the first one since 2008! Thank You! :)
Here goes my first blog post for u n ur followers
http://padhyb.blogspot.in/2013/04/ABiggerBeggar.html
I hope you like it.
Thanks,
Bibaswan Padhy
*Trying-to-suppress-uncontrollable laughter-at-office-desk look*
@ara: *thank-goodness-I-was-starting-to-wonder-why-my-friends-dont-read-and-comment-on-my-blog-anymore* look. :)
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