Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Rajni can't? Of course he can!

So do you really know Rajnikant? read on...

1. Rajni keeps himself entertained out of concern for the public. If he gets bored, he'd yawn and the last time he yawned, it caused a tsunami.

2. Legend has it that Rajni was once a certainty in the Indian cricket team. As a bowler, Rajni usually needed 10 deliveries to finish the game. Owing to monotony, he retired from cricket as a 12 year old.

3. Tamil Nadu was dry one summer. Poor monsoons had resulted in a drought. But then this was only until Rajni sneezed! Bless him!

4. Wachowski brothers approached Rajni for "The Matrix". But Rajni was looking for more action.

5. In his younger days, Rajni ran the 100 mts in 6.7 seconds. He decided to participate in the Olympics only after another athelete broke the 7 second mark.

Well wait, Picture abhi baaki hai...

Here is an interesting new story.

Rajinikanth was bragging to Jayalalitha one day, "I know everyone there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, Jayalalitha called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.

So Rajini and Jayalalitha fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts"Wassup! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!".

Although impressed, Jayalalitha is still skeptical.

After they leave Cruise's house, she tells Rajini that she thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No no, just name anyone else" Rajini says.
"President Bush", Jayalalitha quickly retorts.

"Yes", Rajini says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington".
And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Rajini on the tour and motions him , saying,"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up".

Well, Jayalalitha is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.After they leave the White House grounds, he implores her to name anyone else.

"The Pope," Jayalalitha replies.

"Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Germany and I've known the Pope a long time".
So off they fly to Rome. Rajini and Jayalalitha are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony..
But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Jayalalitha had a Heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.Working his way to Jayalalitha's side, Rajini asks her, "What happened?" Jayalalitha looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
'Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?' "

So dear folks, if you ever get the pleasure of serving Rajni a cup of coffee, see to it that it is clear of any seeds. Grind it!
And if you know of any other urban legends about Rajni, then post a comment here. Find It!

But always remember, never say never when you talk of Rajni(oops! I've used "never" twice in this sentence). Mind It!

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The Big K said...

You know what? I adore Rajanikanth. Everything is so grand about him!

Descorpio said...

hehe..good one..i do too.. But as grand as he is on screen he comes off as equally modest off it. Which is why I am a huge fan.

P.S. Pai. whats happening? Not seen you around my blog for quite a while now..btw, I ve blog-rolled you.

Anonymous said...



Sudhir Pai said...

@ The big K: well I've only watched Chaalbaaz, and I thought Rajni was grand! Do recommend other not to be missed performances of Rajni...

@ Descorpio: well I do read your blog dude! Gimme the weekend, I'll post all my comments en masse

@ashwin: he he!

Akshaya said...

only one guy is close to rajni, mithun da!


Sudhir Pai said...

Oh yes, one more on Mithun Da!
Researchers studied his pelvic thrusts and designed the recoil for the Bofors gun!

Anonymous said...

One question, is there a movie starring both of them???

Imagine that, I guess it would have to be released in another universe


Sudhir Pai said...


oh dont you know that's happening too...
It's a remake of starwars where Rajni plays hansolo and mithun is luke skywalker! Since it will be directed, produced and scripted by RGV, it is anybody's guess who plays Princess lia. Oh BTW Anu malik composes the soundtrack that's heavily inspired by bach, wagner, john williams and Pritam...

Anonymous said...

Hey, that was real funny.....but Rajnikanth is not the limit for such superhero actions....if u ve heard of one vijayakant (tamil actor) or balakrishna (telugu actor)....Rajni is nothin when compared to them.

Sundar (Phlegmingo)....hope u remember :)

Prasad said...

lol ... Ranjith should read this :)))

Sudhir Pai said...

long time bro!! How're things with phlegmingo? [:)]
oh balakrishna would be Darth Vader to the starwars mentioned above! Just picture balakrishna saying " Who do you think I yam, Rascal?"
" I yam your fawther,Luke Kannaaa"


@Prasad: I can hardly wait to see what a true Rajni fan has to say...[:)]