Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Orkut Song

This song is dedicated to all the despo "Orkuttans" who can never get enough of all the "Orkutties" around. One truly needs to understand the psyche of vela Orkuttans who spend all day on orkut, surfing across seas of ennui, in pursuit of "Making Frend-Ship", a ship of Titanic proportions, which would take them to newer destinations and grant them access to more "orkutty" profiles. Even if all the orkutty profiles sport a Katrina Kaif pic, the thrills that comes with "Making Frndship" with one is nothing short of making love to the bollywood diva herself. Here's what an orkuttan would sing after finding some success at making frndship.
PS: sung in the tune of the titanic song...

Every time in my scrapbook
I see you. I scrap you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across my scrapbook
And testimonials between us
You have come to show your, as “single”.
Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that we'll make frndship go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my friends list will go on and on
Testimonials can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're friends
Love was when I saw your userpic
One true time I hold to
In my life I’ll surely be your fan
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that we'll make frendship go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my friends list will go on and on

You're here, there's so much I fear,
And I know that you will know I checked you out
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my friends list
And my friends list will go on....

PS: This may not rhyme, but this is the true!
:D *the orbit white smiley*


Sandeep said...

The Mariana Trench in the Pacific is no longer the deepest point on earth. It is now surpassed by the scrapbook of the Serial fraindship man in the Orkutic Ocean..although the correct adjective would be lowest point ......

Sudhir Pai said...

ha ha ha!
and of course the frnd-ship sinking has had more victims than the titanic!! "it doesn't get any lower"

good to hear from you bhatta!! wassup with ya? Really long time!

Anonymous said...

What a spoof!

I've blogged it :D

Prasad said...

hahaha. Sudhir, this was too good!!

Jayashree Bhat said...

I like, I like.
Superbly funny! I shall forward this (with credits) to all my Orkutty friends!
By the way, check out the latest MIT magazine if possible. It is fantastic. (Yes, I was a meMber and am getting paid for propaganda.)

Sudhir Pai said...

@ anonymous: thanks for the publicity, dude!
would've appreciated if you'd left your name too.

@prasad: thanks kida! [:)]

@Jayshree: Thanks so much!!
how could I possibly lay my hands on the new mag?

Priyanka said...

Lol.. This is funny! And so true!!

aandthirtyeights said...

Haha. It used to disgust me when people asked me highly private questions on my scrapbook. "Hey, dude. Are you hitting on that chick?"

Sudhir Pai said...

@ Priyanka: he he! thanks so much!

@swaroop: I know the feelin. which is why I had to resort to deleting scraps. [:)]

alole said...

Hilarious! Crappy shit, dude!! I had to 'sing along' in that Titanic swan song tune till the damn thing ended!
:D har har!

Sudhir Pai said...

You actually sang this one??
encore! encore!