Rob: :) yea..suddenly i felt this dire need to have one myself
loving thy room-mate?
Rob: no man! single n straight, in every sense of the word
Mike: haha ha ha!
Mike: juuust kiddin man!
Rob: hehe...ofcourse :D
Mike: well i was playing on "platonic relationship!!
i seem to have too many of those,
Rob: hehe...me too
Mike: but never heard for platonic love??
is it like saying...
" i love her, but i'm not in love with her?"
or "I love her, but she says we're just friends"
this word love, one of the darkest words in english
..can really screw up things with the kind of meanings it can have
... comes a close second to fuck i guess
I understand a fuck much better than i understand love...
Mike: in any figure of speech!
So i'll settle for a fuck any day!
but then it's really hard to find a fuck
for the sake of a fuck only...i'm yet to find one
that’s where love comes in handy :D
Mike: but then it's tougher to find true love than it is to find a true fuck!
Rob: but a good fuck is tougher to fake than love
Mike: even if you love the idea of being in love!
Mike: haven't you heard this one
a woman can fake an orgasm to enjoy a relationship
a man can fake a relationship to enjoy an orgasm
that's what i said...
my fundas are right there in place :D
just that i suck at practicals
Mike: ha ha ha!
see, we gotta go beyond the books man!
Rob: yea man...wish i cud "suck" better
Mike : oh man!
that one liner sucked!
Mike: see you are on it already!
you sure suck more than you fuck!
ha ha ha ha!
Mike: all in jest man!
This conversation was totally off the record
Mike: speaking of which,
do you know how the phrase off the record was introduced?
Rob: no, temme.
Mike: in one interview
the president FDR
spoke to a journalist,
and said something which was to be in confidence
so he said
Mike: "this part of the interview is off the record"
that quote got published
Rob: ohhh :)
Mike: and we were introduced to the phrase
Rob: :) thats cool...
ek reporting error and we get a new phrase
that's the world of american sensationalism to you...
Anyway, this conversation never happened...
Rob: yea.. it’s a figment of pure imagination..
Mike: I just had this conversation with my schizophrenic "other" half!
Rob: :D haha..that dark evil hypersexual side of you...
Rob: man, the world needs it :D or to say at least half the world needs it
Mike: if you were schizophrenic,
and your imaginary side was of the opposite sex?
Mike: than the phrase "mental masturbation" would be tantamount to being in a relationship right?
Mike: ha ha ha ha!
Rob: and in no time u ll be pregnant with great ideas
Mike: oh yes,
you'll get mind-fucked
and fill the world with your brain children!
and imagine...ur schizophrenic identities mutating into children
oh man! yea
Mike: oh fuck!!
that's crazy man...
Mike: i wont know if my brain children have taken on "mom"
but then u wont even know who’s dad and who’s mom..and who’s the child for that matter
that ll be fun
Mike: oh fuck!!
already, we have an idea that's orphaned
gosh...even a mental asylum wont take him in...that s sad
Mike: yea man...
Rob: I’m already feeling sad
Mike: he'll have an identity crisis
Rob: donno how she ll feel...she s more emotional u see
Mike: I wonder what the in-laws will say!!
Rob: my precious is whom I’m talking abt
in-laws are also in there too!!
Mike: shit man!! it's really getting crowded up there...
Mike: from "mind copulation" to "mind population"
Rob: :D hahahaha
Warning: If you’ve read this far, this warning is surely meant for you.
This is the story of a Schizophrenic gtalker. He’s a nondescript employee of an MNC, who has had no friends. And he’s done little to change that. He’s addicted to the internet and that is his only interface to the world that lies outside his body. Out of sheer boredom and loneliness, he created another gmail account for himself one day, and has been entertaining himself eversince.
Every word that you’ve read in this psychotic post is another precious second taken away from you. So what are you waiting for? Is there a moral here, in this immoral piece of filth. Shut down your PC, turn off the light and the fan before global warming beats you to it. Get out of your apartment. Go for a jog. Meet somebody (anybody if you too shy) of the opposite sex (Ok! same sex, to be politically correct). Go shopping. Go eat some sugar candy. Go help somebody cross the road. Go open the door for a senior citizen. Go stop a fight. Or get involved in one. Just prove to yourself that you do more than just exist. Just realize that you are more than just an infinitesimal fibre in the cog of a wheel called Mankind. In short, GET A LIFE! GO!!!