Mike: huummm
interesting status!
“Platonic Love”!
:)
Rob: :) yea..suddenly i felt this dire need to have one myself
Mike: aaahhh!
:)
loving thy room-mate?
:D
Rob: no man! single n straight, in every sense of the word
Mike: haha ha ha!
Rob: :D
Mike: juuust kiddin man!
Rob: hehe...ofcourse :D
Mike: well i was playing on "platonic relationship!!
i seem to have too many of those,
Rob: hehe...me too
Mike: but never heard for platonic love??
:)
is it like saying...
" i love her, but i'm not in love with her?"
:D
or "I love her, but she says we're just friends"
Rob: :D
this word love, one of the darkest words in english
..can really screw up things with the kind of meanings it can have
... comes a close second to fuck i guess
Mike: :P
no dude!!
I understand a fuck much better than i understand love...
Rob: hahahaha...
Mike: in any figure of speech!
:)
So i'll settle for a fuck any day!
:D
ROTFL
Rob: :D
but then it's really hard to find a fuck
for the sake of a fuck only...i'm yet to find one
that’s where love comes in handy :D
Mike: but then it's tougher to find true love than it is to find a true fuck!
:D
Rob: but a good fuck is tougher to fake than love
Mike: even if you love the idea of being in love!
Rob: yeaa
Mike: dude!!
Rob: hehe
Mike: haven't you heard this one
a woman can fake an orgasm to enjoy a relationship
a man can fake a relationship to enjoy an orgasm
:D
Rob: :D
that's what i said...
my fundas are right there in place :D
just that i suck at practicals
Mike: ha ha ha!
see, we gotta go beyond the books man!
:)
Rob: yea man...wish i cud "suck" better
Mike : oh man!
that one liner sucked!
:)
Rob: :D
Mike: see you are on it already!
you sure suck more than you fuck!
:)
ha ha ha ha!
Rob: ahahahahha
:D
Mike: all in jest man!
:)
This conversation was totally off the record
Rob: ROTFL,
Mike: speaking of which,
do you know how the phrase off the record was introduced?
Rob: no, temme.
Mike: in one interview
the president FDR
spoke to a journalist,
and said something which was to be in confidence
so he said
Rob: achcha
Mike: "this part of the interview is off the record"
ironically
that quote got published
Rob: ohhh :)
Mike: and we were introduced to the phrase
:)
Rob: :) thats cool...
ek reporting error and we get a new phrase
cool
Mike: lol!!
that's the world of american sensationalism to you...
:)
Anyway, this conversation never happened...
Rob: yea.. it’s a figment of pure imagination..
Mike: I just had this conversation with my schizophrenic "other" half!
:D
Rob: :D haha..that dark evil hypersexual side of you...
Mike: dude!!!
just imagine!!!
Rob: man, the world needs it :D or to say at least half the world needs it
Mike: if you were schizophrenic,
and your imaginary side was of the opposite sex?
:P
Rob: hahaha...
Mike: than the phrase "mental masturbation" would be tantamount to being in a relationship right?
:D
Rob: :D
Mike: ha ha ha ha!
man!
Rob: and in no time u ll be pregnant with great ideas
Mike: oh yes,
you'll get mind-fucked
:D
and fill the world with your brain children!
Rob: hahaha
and imagine...ur schizophrenic identities mutating into children
oh man! yea
haha
Mike: oh fuck!!
that's crazy man...
Rob:: hahaha
Mike: i wont know if my brain children have taken on "mom"
or "dad"
:)
Rob: haha
but then u wont even know who’s dad and who’s mom..and who’s the child for that matter
that ll be fun
Mike: oh fuck!!
already, we have an idea that's orphaned
:)
Rob: :D
hahaha
gosh...even a mental asylum wont take him in...that s sad
Mike: yea man...
Rob: I’m already feeling sad
Mike: he'll have an identity crisis
during admission
Rob: donno how she ll feel...she s more emotional u see
Mike: :D
Rob: :D
Mike: I wonder what the in-laws will say!!
Rob: my precious is whom I’m talking abt
in-laws are also in there too!!
Mike: shit man!! it's really getting crowded up there...
Rob: hahahaha
Mike: from "mind copulation" to "mind population"
:D
Rob: :D hahahaha
Mike: rotfl
Warning: If you’ve read this far, this warning is surely meant for you.
This is the story of a Schizophrenic gtalker. He’s a nondescript employee of an MNC, who has had no friends. And he’s done little to change that. He’s addicted to the internet and that is his only interface to the world that lies outside his body. Out of sheer boredom and loneliness, he created another gmail account for himself one day, and has been entertaining himself eversince.
Every word that you’ve read in this psychotic post is another precious second taken away from you. So what are you waiting for? Is there a moral here, in this immoral piece of filth. Shut down your PC, turn off the light and the fan before global warming beats you to it. Get out of your apartment. Go for a jog. Meet somebody (anybody if you too shy) of the opposite sex (Ok! same sex, to be politically correct). Go shopping. Go eat some sugar candy. Go help somebody cross the road. Go open the door for a senior citizen. Go stop a fight. Or get involved in one. Just prove to yourself that you do more than just exist. Just realize that you are more than just an infinitesimal fibre in the cog of a wheel called Mankind. In short, GET A LIFE! GO!!!
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22 comments:
Dude, this is cool! I have this feeling that it might not be complete fiction though. But who knows!
Rob robbed! Haw. ;)
Dangling Conversations indeed.
wats going on??!!!
i read this first thing in the morning..u shld have warned me atleast;)
Pavan
@amrit: Are you trying to suggest this is real??
:D
that's quite a compliment I must say!
@ Perf:
I do not know which one was robbed, as in "really"!
@Pavan:
You were definitely warned!
:)
May be I should have started with a warning!
Someone just gave it away.
Don't insult our intelligence, Pi :P (Next time warn your partners in crime ;) )
@perf:
Ah, you are mistaken, holmes!
there's more to investigation than just speculation! ;)
ha ha ha!
mm...It's time you write the script for our doc. Or let the other eager, hyper, agitated, fcked up, frustrated, restless, edgy, fidgety...one take it's stride again ;) wat say? We work together??
@alole:
wow! I'll drink to that suggestion! Hic!
Hi Sudhir, didn't know how else to get in touch with you, so I'm posting here...
Last year you had blogged about the campaign to stop Tata’s port in Dhamra from destroying endangered Olive Ridleys. Thanks to the efforts of bloggers just like you, the Tatas are now talking to us. We believe we can win the campaign this year if we get enough of an online buzz going again. We have something big planned. To know how you could help out this time, just email me at nlincoln (at) in (dot) greenpeace (dot) org
Hear from you soon!
@gene:
I'm thrilled to hear that. Great going, Greenpeace!
I'll drop you a mail right away!
are these your alter egos ?!
@ Swati:
No no!! I wouldn't christen them Rob and Mike? I'm sure if I had Alter-egos I'd handle them more sensitively!
:)
Whoo great post to see on a first time visit. Thankfully, I didn't last more than the 3rd line of the exchange. Do I get a cookie?
LMOA Pai... Best in a while!! Mexican wave for this one!
@Thanatos: :)
Welcome Thanatos! WHAT??
you gave up on the third line itself?
:D
@Hrishika: Gracias!
Short attention span, what can I do. Incidentally, that last bit reminded me of Fight Club. Don't remember if it was the book or the quote in the movie credits.
@thanatos:
or was it Memento? I cant remember!
:P
Well, if i was to name an inspiration, I'd say Alan Moore's V for Vendetta(the book) and RATM.
From the Fight Club movie credits :
"If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned... Tyler"
wow!
that's amazing! I still don't remember this part. Or may be, it's my alter-ego who found inspiration from fight club!!
:D
"Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read?"
wow! Never thought of that one!
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