Monday, February 9, 2009

Geek and Latin

Mike: huummm
interesting status!
“Platonic Love”!

Rob: :) yea..suddenly i felt this dire need to have one myself

Mike: aaahhh!
loving thy room-mate?

Rob: no man! single n straight, in every sense of the word

Mike: haha ha ha!

Rob: :D

Mike: juuust kiddin man!

Rob: hehe...ofcourse :D

Mike: well i was playing on "platonic relationship!!
i seem to have too many of those,

Rob: too

Mike: but never heard for platonic love??
is it like saying...
" i love her, but i'm not in love with her?"
or "I love her, but she says we're just friends"

Rob: :D
this word love, one of the darkest words in english
..can really screw up things with the kind of meanings it can have
... comes a close second to fuck i guess

Mike: :P
no dude!!
I understand a fuck much better than i understand love...

Rob: hahahaha...

Mike: in any figure of speech!
So i'll settle for a fuck any day!

Rob: :D
but then it's really hard to find a fuck
for the sake of a fuck only...i'm yet to find one
that’s where love comes in handy :D

Mike: but then it's tougher to find true love than it is to find a true fuck!

Rob: but a good fuck is tougher to fake than love

Mike: even if you love the idea of being in love!

Rob: yeaa

Mike: dude!!

Rob: hehe

Mike: haven't you heard this one
a woman can fake an orgasm to enjoy a relationship
a man can fake a relationship to enjoy an orgasm

Rob: :D
that's what i said...
my fundas are right there in place :D
just that i suck at practicals

Mike: ha ha ha!
see, we gotta go beyond the books man!

Rob: yea man...wish i cud "suck" better

Mike : oh man!
that one liner sucked!

Rob: :D

Mike: see you are on it already!
you sure suck more than you fuck!
ha ha ha ha!

Rob: ahahahahha

Mike: all in jest man!
This conversation was totally off the record


Mike: speaking of which,
do you know how the phrase off the record was introduced?

Rob: no, temme.

Mike: in one interview
the president FDR
spoke to a journalist,
and said something which was to be in confidence
so he said

Rob: achcha

Mike: "this part of the interview is off the record"
that quote got published

Rob: ohhh :)

Mike: and we were introduced to the phrase

Rob: :) thats cool...
ek reporting error and we get a new phrase

Mike: lol!!
that's the world of american sensationalism to you...
Anyway, this conversation never happened...

Rob: yea.. it’s a figment of pure imagination..

Mike: I just had this conversation with my schizophrenic "other" half!

Rob: :D haha..that dark evil hypersexual side of you...

Mike: dude!!!
just imagine!!!

Rob: man, the world needs it :D or to say at least half the world needs it

Mike: if you were schizophrenic,
and your imaginary side was of the opposite sex?

Rob: hahaha...

Mike: than the phrase "mental masturbation" would be tantamount to being in a relationship right?

Rob: :D

Mike: ha ha ha ha!

Rob: and in no time u ll be pregnant with great ideas

Mike: oh yes,
you'll get mind-fucked
and fill the world with your brain children!

Rob: hahaha
and imagine...ur schizophrenic identities mutating into children
oh man! yea

Mike: oh fuck!!
that's crazy man...

Rob:: hahaha

Mike: i wont know if my brain children have taken on "mom"
or "dad"

Rob: haha
but then u wont even know who’s dad and who’s mom..and who’s the child for that matter
that ll be fun

Mike: oh fuck!!
already, we have an idea that's orphaned

Rob: :D
gosh...even a mental asylum wont take him in...that s sad

Mike: yea man...

Rob: I’m already feeling sad

Mike: he'll have an identity crisis
during admission

Rob: donno how she ll feel...she s more emotional u see

Mike: :D

Rob: :D

Mike: I wonder what the in-laws will say!!

Rob: my precious is whom I’m talking abt
in-laws are also in there too!!

Mike: shit man!! it's really getting crowded up there...

Rob: hahahaha

Mike: from "mind copulation" to "mind population"

Rob: :D hahahaha

Mike: rotfl

Warning: If you’ve read this far, this warning is surely meant for you.

This is the story of a Schizophrenic gtalker. He’s a nondescript employee of an MNC, who has had no friends. And he’s done little to change that. He’s addicted to the internet and that is his only interface to the world that lies outside his body. Out of sheer boredom and loneliness, he created another gmail account for himself one day, and has been entertaining himself eversince.

Every word that you’ve read in this psychotic post is another precious second taken away from you. So what are you waiting for? Is there a moral here, in this immoral piece of filth. Shut down your PC, turn off the light and the fan before global warming beats you to it. Get out of your apartment. Go for a jog. Meet somebody (anybody if you too shy) of the opposite sex (Ok! same sex, to be politically correct). Go shopping. Go eat some sugar candy. Go help somebody cross the road. Go open the door for a senior citizen. Go stop a fight. Or get involved in one. Just prove to yourself that you do more than just exist. Just realize that you are more than just an infinitesimal fibre in the cog of a wheel called Mankind. In short, GET A LIFE! GO!!!


Anonymous said...

Dude, this is cool! I have this feeling that it might not be complete fiction though. But who knows!

Purely Narcotic said...

Rob robbed! Haw. ;)

Dangling Conversations indeed.

Anonymous said...

wats going on??!!!
i read this first thing in the morning..u shld have warned me atleast;)


Sudhir Pai said...

@amrit: Are you trying to suggest this is real??
that's quite a compliment I must say!

Sudhir Pai said...

@ Perf:
I do not know which one was robbed, as in "really"!

Sudhir Pai said...


You were definitely warned!
May be I should have started with a warning!

Purely Narcotic said...

Someone just gave it away.

Don't insult our intelligence, Pi :P (Next time warn your partners in crime ;) )

Sudhir Pai said...

Ah, you are mistaken, holmes!
there's more to investigation than just speculation! ;)
ha ha ha!

alole said...

mm...It's time you write the script for our doc. Or let the other eager, hyper, agitated, fcked up, frustrated, restless, edgy, take it's stride again ;) wat say? We work together??

Sudhir Pai said...

wow! I'll drink to that suggestion! Hic!

Gene said...

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Hear from you soon!

Sudhir Pai said...

I'm thrilled to hear that. Great going, Greenpeace!

I'll drop you a mail right away!

Swati said...

are these your alter egos ?!

Sudhir Pai said...

@ Swati:

No no!! I wouldn't christen them Rob and Mike? I'm sure if I had Alter-egos I'd handle them more sensitively!


Thanatos said...

Whoo great post to see on a first time visit. Thankfully, I didn't last more than the 3rd line of the exchange. Do I get a cookie?

Hrishika said...

LMOA Pai... Best in a while!! Mexican wave for this one!

Sudhir Pai said...

@Thanatos: :)
Welcome Thanatos! WHAT??
you gave up on the third line itself?

Sudhir Pai said...

@Hrishika: Gracias!

Thanatos said...

Short attention span, what can I do. Incidentally, that last bit reminded me of Fight Club. Don't remember if it was the book or the quote in the movie credits.

Sudhir Pai said...

or was it Memento? I cant remember!

Well, if i was to name an inspiration, I'd say Alan Moore's V for Vendetta(the book) and RATM.

Thanatos said...

From the Fight Club movie credits :

"If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this is useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned... Tyler"

Sudhir Pai said...

that's amazing! I still don't remember this part. Or may be, it's my alter-ego who found inspiration from fight club!!

"Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read?"

wow! Never thought of that one!